Tales of Arise is easily my game of the year for 2021. I loved it, I got the Platinum trophy in it, and I miss it already. If you want to hear me talk a lot about it, check out the Chance Time Podcast.
Because I've talked so much about it there, and because blogs are a pretty outdated format now and this is likely the last year I'll do this, instead of typing a whole gushing review about this game and how great it looks every second and how I like literally every character and how the combat might not be for everyone but I couldn't get enough of it, let's just cut to the fun stuff. Below I give you 30 life lessons from Tales of Arise with no context whatsoever, in order of increasing seriousness. Please enjoy.